Category Archives: Leonard Delaney

News from Phronk and Leonard Delaney (The Dirty Cheater)

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Phronk here. I’m hard at work on the sequel to Stars and Other Monsters, which, in case you’ve forgotten, is the latest novel in the vampires-and-dogs-and-celebrities genre. The second Other Monsters book is shaping up to take things in even more unclassifiable directions.

A cover reveal and title reveal are coming soon.

In the meantime, Leonard Delaney has been busy. His Minion erotica is now out as an enhanced standalone book, the fifth Digital Desires is an experiment that evolves as you read it, and he’s gotten into current event porn with satire on the ongoing Oregon occupation. A bunch of these are also in a new collection that I designed the cover and print interior for. It’s illustrated and retro and nice, so I’m pretty proud of it. Click below for each of these:

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He’s also been running around and cheating with other small presses. New Kink Books is embracing this new wave of bizarro erotica, and has just released Strange Sex 3, a collection featuring some of the greatest bizarro authors out there. Lenny’s story “The Office Photocopier Wants to Fuck Me” is one of his best ever, and included in the collection (as its tag line, in fact). I’m reading the other stories, and some of these are really fucked up, you guys.

Check it out:

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More news “coming” soon. Hah.

Catching Up With Leonard Delaney

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Phronk here. I’ve been terrible about updating this blog with new releases. I’ll catch up eventually, but for now, here are a few of the latest from Leonard Delaney:

Womanized by Idris Elba Playing James Bond

Idris Cover.001Idris Elba is finally playing James Bond, and wow, he’s perfect for the role. Emmy admires his suaveness from the sidelines as she works on the movie set—and tonight, she’s working late. Idris Elba may play the perfect spy, but Emmy has a dangerous secret: she’s actually a spy.

An ancient Hollywood cabal is taking over the studio, and Emmy is in over her head when she faces a hoard of bad guys with guns, a suitcase containing a shadowy secret, and a distractingly sexy Idris Elba. It’s a cinematic clusterfuck that can only be escaped using the ultimate spy gadget: love.

Get double-O excited for this erotic thriller, featuring heart-thumping action, powerful intrigue, and a variety of sexual positions with Idris Elba as he plays the character James Bond. Careful; this short story is for super mature audiences only.

It’s exclusive to Amazon for now: Amazon.com | Amazon.ca

Pounded by Pluto

Pluto Cover.001“I don’t want to live on this planet any more.” It’s a common thought after seeing what ridiculous crap gets published on the Internet. Well, astrophysical adventurer Tyson DeNeil Grassbone is taking it literally and moving to Pluto, which can’t be any worse than Earth.

He’s in for a surprise when Pluto wants to engage in a little seismic activity. The only question is: wait, what? How?

Pounded by Pluto is a 5000 word short story with universal appeal. It kicks off the epic space opera of Leonard Delaney’s The Planets.

Available now on Amazon: Amazon.com | Amazon.ca

There is much more. Did you catch Leonard’s debut freelancing for Buzzfeed? It’s here: The Minions In Me. (Yes, it’s minion erotica). He’s also working on other stuff, both online and in print of various types. Stay tuned.

I’m also hard at work on my stuff. Stars and Other Monsters will have a sequel someday soon, I promise. Stay tuned!

Taken By the Tetris Blocks: It’s Tetris Porn, Somehow

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I am so very proud of my latest short story, Taken by the Tetris Blocks. While playing a block-based game on my iPhone telephone, I thought to myself, “how could this be more sexual?” It occurred to me that nobody ever writes erotica about inanimate digital objects, even though it’s a really really good idea. So I took it upon myself, and here it is:

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You can buy or borrow it:

Taken by the Tetris Blocks on Amazon.com

Taken by the Tetris Blocks on Amazon.ca

(Or any other Amazon site)

This will probably change the world, so go read it now before it’s even cool. Oh, and leave a review! Even if you didn’t like it … though this is my third book, so I’m pretty sure I know what I’m doing.

Thanks. Soggy hugs,

Leonard

MOTHERFUCKING WIZARDS by Leonard Delaney: Cover Reveal and Preorder

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Leonard here. My new book, MOTHERFUCKING WIZARDS, is out on October 4th. You can preorder it on Amazon right here. Now, you may be wondering, “is Leonard mad at the wizards?” No, I am not calling them MOTHERFUCKING WIZARDS in anger, but out of respect. Next you may wonder, “do the wizards have sexual relations with their moms?” That would have been a clever pun, but no. MOTHERFUCKING WIZARDS does, however, feature some steamy erotic scenes with women who are teachers. Perhaps that will excite you. As will this cover:
Wizards Cover.001Any relations to other books about boy wizards or content in vulgar card games are entirely unintentional. Preorder MOTHERFUCKING WIZARDS today please.

All Hands on Dick! Sex Boat: Now Available in Paperback

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Our first release, the hilariously dirty Sex Boat by Leonard Delaney, is now available in paperback. FCP specializes in e-books, but we realize that some of you like your pulp a little more tactile. Buy Sex Boat here; it’s a shipload of fun.

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Sex Boat is the story of sexual adventures on the high seas from a writer who lives fart from the sea and has probably never had sex. Winston finds himself in a predicament when his fiancee ditches him hours before a cruise vacation. He’s stuck on the boat with a blue-eyed beauty who loves to get wet, a party girl with a dark side, and what’s that tentacle sticking out of the water? Just wait until you read the alarming final scene.

Buy Sex Boat: An Erotic Novella About Sex on a Boat, now in paperback, before we make another cheesy boat-related pun.

Sex Boat by Leonard Delaney: All Aboard

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Sex Boat Cover.002Forest City Pulp is ecstatic to present its first novella: Sex Boat by Leonard Delaney. A parody of amateur erotica, Sex Boat features plenty of terribly explicit shenanigans from an author who has probably never seen a naked woman. Observe:

When Winston left for a tropical vacation on a boat, he did not expect to be alone. Yet here he is, on a boat, holding the diamond ring he intended to propose to Brooke with, while she’s been held back by her job. Lame. But things start to perk up when a party girl with a dark side and a blue-eyed bombshell with an ocean obsession both express sexual feelings about him. Winston has some choices to make about how to spend his vacation. Meanwhile, a mysterious force from the depths of the ocean has other plans for the boat.

Erotic, exhilarating, sexual, exciting, and mysterious, Sex Boat is a caper that will wiggle its way inside of you and make you reluctant to remove it. Just wait until you see the alarming finale.

This book is intended for super mature audiences.

Leonard Delaney is the pseudonymous alter-ego of one of Forest City Pulp’s founding authors, using a vivid imagination to overcome limited life experience. His unique blend of erotica, fantasy, and science fiction explores the lighter side of massacring good taste. Embark on a journey of sexual activity, on a boat.

Click here to buy Sex Boat: An Erotic Novella About Sex on a Boat (or here if you’re in Canada).