Catching Up With Leonard Delaney

Phronk here. I’ve been terrible about updating this blog with new releases. I’ll catch up eventually, but for now, here are a few of the latest from Leonard Delaney:

Womanized by Idris Elba Playing James Bond

Idris Cover.001Idris Elba is finally playing James Bond, and wow, he’s perfect for the role. Emmy admires his suaveness from the sidelines as she works on the movie set—and tonight, she’s working late. Idris Elba may play the perfect spy, but Emmy has a dangerous secret: she’s actually a spy.

An ancient Hollywood cabal is taking over the studio, and Emmy is in over her head when she faces a hoard of bad guys with guns, a suitcase containing a shadowy secret, and a distractingly sexy Idris Elba. It’s a cinematic clusterfuck that can only be escaped using the ultimate spy gadget: love.

Get double-O excited for this erotic thriller, featuring heart-thumping action, powerful intrigue, and a variety of sexual positions with Idris Elba as he plays the character James Bond. Careful; this short story is for super mature audiences only.

It’s exclusive to Amazon for now: Amazon.com | Amazon.ca

Pounded by Pluto

Pluto Cover.001“I don’t want to live on this planet any more.” It’s a common thought after seeing what ridiculous crap gets published on the Internet. Well, astrophysical adventurer Tyson DeNeil Grassbone is taking it literally and moving to Pluto, which can’t be any worse than Earth.

He’s in for a surprise when Pluto wants to engage in a little seismic activity. The only question is: wait, what? How?

Pounded by Pluto is a 5000 word short story with universal appeal. It kicks off the epic space opera of Leonard Delaney’s The Planets.

Available now on Amazon: Amazon.comAmazon.ca

There is much more. Did you catch Leonard’s debut freelancing for Buzzfeed? It’s here: The Minions In Me. (Yes, it’s minion erotica). He’s also working on other stuff, both online and in print of various types. Stay tuned.

I’m also hard at work on my stuff. Stars and Other Monsters will have a sequel someday soon, I promise. Stay tuned!

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All Hands on Dick! Sex Boat: Now Available in Paperback

Our first release, the hilariously dirty Sex Boat by Leonard Delaney, is now available in paperback. FCP specializes in e-books, but we realize that some of you like your pulp a little more tactile. Buy Sex Boat here; it’s a shipload of fun.

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Sex Boat is the story of sexual adventures on the high seas from a writer who lives fart from the sea and has probably never had sex. Winston finds himself in a predicament when his fiancee ditches him hours before a cruise vacation. He’s stuck on the boat with a blue-eyed beauty who loves to get wet, a party girl with a dark side, and what’s that tentacle sticking out of the water? Just wait until you read the alarming final scene.

Buy Sex Boat: An Erotic Novella About Sex on a Boat, now in paperback, before we make another cheesy boat-related pun.

Sex Boat by Leonard Delaney: All Aboard

Sex Boat Cover.002Forest City Pulp is ecstatic to present its first novella: Sex Boat by Leonard Delaney. A parody of amateur erotica, Sex Boat features plenty of terribly explicit shenanigans from an author who has probably never seen a naked woman. Observe:

When Winston left for a tropical vacation on a boat, he did not expect to be alone. Yet here he is, on a boat, holding the diamond ring he intended to propose to Brooke with, while she’s been held back by her job. Lame. But things start to perk up when a party girl with a dark side and a blue-eyed bombshell with an ocean obsession both express sexual feelings about him. Winston has some choices to make about how to spend his vacation. Meanwhile, a mysterious force from the depths of the ocean has other plans for the boat.

Erotic, exhilarating, sexual, exciting, and mysterious, Sex Boat is a caper that will wiggle its way inside of you and make you reluctant to remove it. Just wait until you see the alarming finale.

This book is intended for super mature audiences.

Leonard Delaney is the pseudonymous alter-ego of one of Forest City Pulp’s founding authors, using a vivid imagination to overcome limited life experience. His unique blend of erotica, fantasy, and science fiction explores the lighter side of massacring good taste. Embark on a journey of sexual activity, on a boat.

Click here to buy Sex Boat: An Erotic Novella About Sex on a Boat (or here if you’re in Canada).