I am so very proud of my latest short story, Taken by the Tetris Blocks. While playing a block-based game on my iPhone telephone, I thought to myself, “how could this be more sexual?” It occurred to me that nobody ever writes erotica about inanimate digital objects, even though it’s a really really good idea. So I took it upon myself, and here it is:
You can buy or borrow it:
Taken by the Tetris Blocks on Amazon.com
Taken by the Tetris Blocks on Amazon.ca
(Or any other Amazon site)
This will probably change the world, so go read it now before it’s even cool. Oh, and leave a review! Even if you didn’t like it … though this is my third book, so I’m pretty sure I know what I’m doing.
Thanks. Soggy hugs,
Leonard here. My new book, MOTHERFUCKING WIZARDS, is out on October 4th. You can preorder it on Amazon right here. Now, you may be wondering, “is Leonard mad at the wizards?” No, I am not calling them MOTHERFUCKING WIZARDS in anger, but out of respect. Next you may wonder, “do the wizards have sexual relations with their moms?” That would have been a clever pun, but no. MOTHERFUCKING WIZARDS does, however, feature some steamy erotic scenes with women who are teachers. Perhaps that will excite you. As will this cover:
Any relations to other books about boy wizards or content in vulgar card games are entirely unintentional. Preorder MOTHERFUCKING WIZARDS today please.
Our first release, the hilariously dirty Sex Boat by Leonard Delaney, is now available in paperback. FCP specializes in e-books, but we realize that some of you like your pulp a little more tactile. Buy Sex Boat here; it’s a shipload of fun.
Sex Boat is the story of sexual adventures on the high seas from a writer who lives fart from the sea and has probably never had sex. Winston finds himself in a predicament when his fiancee ditches him hours before a cruise vacation. He’s stuck on the boat with a blue-eyed beauty who loves to get wet, a party girl with a dark side, and what’s that tentacle sticking out of the water? Just wait until you read the alarming final scene.
Buy Sex Boat: An Erotic Novella About Sex on a Boat, now in paperback, before we make another cheesy boat-related pun.
Forest City Pulp is ecstatic to present its first novella: Sex Boat by Leonard Delaney. A parody of amateur erotica, Sex Boat features plenty of terribly explicit shenanigans from an author who has probably never seen a naked woman. Observe:
When Winston left for a tropical vacation on a boat, he did not expect to be alone. Yet here he is, on a boat, holding the diamond ring he intended to propose to Brooke with, while she’s been held back by her job. Lame. But things start to perk up when a party girl with a dark side and a blue-eyed bombshell with an ocean obsession both express sexual feelings about him. Winston has some choices to make about how to spend his vacation. Meanwhile, a mysterious force from the depths of the ocean has other plans for the boat.
Erotic, exhilarating, sexual, exciting, and mysterious, Sex Boat is a caper that will wiggle its way inside of you and make you reluctant to remove it. Just wait until you see the alarming finale.
This book is intended for super mature audiences.
Leonard Delaney is the pseudonymous alter-ego of one of Forest City Pulp’s founding authors, using a vivid imagination to overcome limited life experience. His unique blend of erotica, fantasy, and science fiction explores the lighter side of massacring good taste. Embark on a journey of sexual activity, on a boat.
Click here to buy Sex Boat: An Erotic Novella About Sex on a Boat (or here if you’re in Canada).
Forest City Pulp is in its formative stages. Our first book will be out soon, and we will iterate quickly to balance the benefits of traditional publishing, self-publishing, and electronic publishing. Stay tuned for frothy pulp goodness.