News from Phronk and Leonard Delaney (The Dirty Cheater)

Phronk here. I’m hard at work on the sequel to Stars and Other Monsters, which, in case you’ve forgotten, is the latest novel in the vampires-and-dogs-and-celebrities genre. The second Other Monsters book is shaping up to take things in even more unclassifiable directions.

A cover reveal and title reveal are coming soon.

In the meantime, Leonard Delaney has been busy. His Minion erotica is now out as an enhanced standalone book, the fifth Digital Desires is an experiment that evolves as you read it, and he’s gotten into current event porn with satire on the ongoing Oregon occupation. A bunch of these are also in a new collection that I designed the cover and print interior for. It’s illustrated and retro and nice, so I’m pretty proud of it. Click below for each of these:

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He’s also been running around and cheating with other small presses. New Kink Books is embracing this new wave of bizarro erotica, and has just released Strange Sex 3, a collection featuring some of the greatest bizarro authors out there. Lenny’s story “The Office Photocopier Wants to Fuck Me” is one of his best ever, and included in the collection (as its tag line, in fact). I’m reading the other stories, and some of these are really fucked up, you guys.

Check it out:

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More news “coming” soon. Hah.

Catching Up With Leonard Delaney

Phronk here. I’ve been terrible about updating this blog with new releases. I’ll catch up eventually, but for now, here are a few of the latest from Leonard Delaney:

Womanized by Idris Elba Playing James Bond

Idris Cover.001Idris Elba is finally playing James Bond, and wow, he’s perfect for the role. Emmy admires his suaveness from the sidelines as she works on the movie set—and tonight, she’s working late. Idris Elba may play the perfect spy, but Emmy has a dangerous secret: she’s actually a spy.

An ancient Hollywood cabal is taking over the studio, and Emmy is in over her head when she faces a hoard of bad guys with guns, a suitcase containing a shadowy secret, and a distractingly sexy Idris Elba. It’s a cinematic clusterfuck that can only be escaped using the ultimate spy gadget: love.

Get double-O excited for this erotic thriller, featuring heart-thumping action, powerful intrigue, and a variety of sexual positions with Idris Elba as he plays the character James Bond. Careful; this short story is for super mature audiences only.

It’s exclusive to Amazon for now: Amazon.com | Amazon.ca

Pounded by Pluto

Pluto Cover.001“I don’t want to live on this planet any more.” It’s a common thought after seeing what ridiculous crap gets published on the Internet. Well, astrophysical adventurer Tyson DeNeil Grassbone is taking it literally and moving to Pluto, which can’t be any worse than Earth.

He’s in for a surprise when Pluto wants to engage in a little seismic activity. The only question is: wait, what? How?

Pounded by Pluto is a 5000 word short story with universal appeal. It kicks off the epic space opera of Leonard Delaney’s The Planets.

Available now on Amazon: Amazon.comAmazon.ca

There is much more. Did you catch Leonard’s debut freelancing for Buzzfeed? It’s here: The Minions In Me. (Yes, it’s minion erotica). He’s also working on other stuff, both online and in print of various types. Stay tuned.

I’m also hard at work on my stuff. Stars and Other Monsters will have a sequel someday soon, I promise. Stay tuned!